Two bits:



Got an 80 ½ on my Calculus test. Bear in mind I hadn't been to class for the two weeks prior to the test. I think i did rather well.



"You do know you could find yourself charged with being a dominant species while under the influence of impluse-driven consumerism, don't you?" - From Good Omens by Terry Pratchett and Neil Gaiman, from a conversation between a toad and a human.